[marty]

Bird I think Dick has cleared things up now  Ive completly lost where hes at and pretty sure hes also lost in that forrest fantasy of his. I think those that tend like such forrests think all vaginas have gone bad like prato and avoid them anyway.

How any of this has anything to do with AC in a GTA at lippo I have no idea.

[G0RGAK]

Anyone got a link to download the track, cheers

[Bacchulum]

I may be a little late tonight, I forgot the Monaco GP was on.
I should make qually though.

[Dick Forrest]

Bird I think Dick has cleared things up now  Ive completly lost where hes at and pretty sure hes also lost in that forrest fantasy of his. I think those that tend like such forrests think all vaginas have gone bad like prato and avoid them anyway.

How any of this has anything to do with AC in a GTA at lippo I have no idea.

Wrong. You're not getting it... Nor do you seem to understand.

It's simple. The GTA is your penis, Lippo track is the vagina. AC has many different penises and vaginas. Just like real life. I don't see why that is hard to understand? Bird mentioned sex. Maybe it is, but the word sex doesn't cover the passion between car (penis) and road (vagina) needed to pull off a victory.

 If you get your penis out of shape on a slippery part of this vagina you'll be going down on this vagina as it's very tight. and may well take out other guys driving their penises around you.


*ok look. my RL sex life does not resemble car racing at all. But if it did, I probably would be dick forrest lol.... And I sure don't find anything sexual about sim racing!! I just want to make sure that everyone knows i'm just having a laugh. I have no idea why I have decided to defend myself here either lol.
Even though I think the analogy of car being a penis and the road being a vagina is somehow apt.

[Bacchulum]

What's a vagina?

[Guybrush Threepwood]

I can sympathise with those driving their penis into and through this tricky little Street vagina.  You just need to get the rear end loose enough to make it all enjoyable and fast.  I find that if you are leaving skid marks you may be driving it too hard and need to ease up on the pace.  This Vagina does not like anyone leaving skid marks on it.

[Wally]

Ummmm, it may be time to clean this thread up a little...

[Bruce]

Anyone got a link to download the track, cheers

yep here http://www.xgn.com.au/index.php?topic=853.0


http://www.racedepartment.com/downloads/lippo-village-street-circuit-indonesia.3536/updates

[Joe]

Meh, was sitting quite nicely in 10th or so catching the pack in front and pulling away a bit from those behind when my daughter started screaming for me. Had to pull over (resisting making a joke about penises and vaginas), and came back a lap down 

[Bruce]

Meh, was sitting quite nicely in 10th or so catching the pack in front and pulling away a bit from those behind when my daughter started screaming for me. Had to pull over (resisting making a joke about penises and vaginas), and came back a lap down 

Good choice Joe, just bad timing.

Will write something up tomorrow, Results are up.

[marty]

Ran a couple of laps here before heading off to tennis tonight with Dick on the server, really fun track shame I missed it but would really like to race on this again unless you guys found some weird bugs. A very technical little street track, I remember running some laps on it when it first came out but forgot about it.

[Wally]

Ran a couple of laps here before heading off to tennis tonight with Dick on the server, really fun track shame I missed it but would really like to race on this again unless you guys found some weird bugs. A very technical little street track, I remember running some laps on it when it first came out but forgot about it.

No bugs that I saw... just lots of close racing! A fun night.