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Thursday Nights fun racing / Re: Cobra Cup Season 5 - SKIN options
« on: May 23, 2015, 11:38:54 AM »
What program do use to paint Dick? ???

Adobe Photoshop and illustrator. mainly Photoshop though.

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Bird I think Dick has cleared things up now  ??? Ive completly lost where hes at and pretty sure hes also lost in that forrest fantasy of his. I think those that tend like such forrests think all vaginas have gone bad like prato and avoid them anyway.

How any of this has anything to do with AC in a GTA at lippo I have no idea.

Wrong. You're not getting it... Nor do you seem to understand.

It's simple. The GTA is your penis, Lippo track is the vagina. AC has many different penises and vaginas. Just like real life. I don't see why that is hard to understand? Bird mentioned sex. Maybe it is, but the word sex doesn't cover the passion between car (penis) and road (vagina) needed to pull off a victory.

 If you get your penis out of shape on a slippery part of this vagina you'll be going down on this vagina as it's very tight. and may well take out other guys driving their penises around you.


*ok look. my RL sex life does not resemble car racing at all. But if it did, I probably would be dick forrest lol.... And I sure don't find anything sexual about sim racing!! I just want to make sure that everyone knows i'm just having a laugh. I have no idea why I have decided to defend myself here either lol.
Even though I think the analogy of car being a penis and the road being a vagina is somehow apt.

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Hardware & Reviews / Re: Martys g27
« on: May 21, 2015, 05:31:10 PM »
Picked it up yesterday afternoon bonus of being next door to the shop lol. Would have sucked had they screwed me over and Id need to go elsewhere to buy my pc crap.

Gave the wheel a good workout in the gta last nite on one of my servers and didnt break it. Looks like a rare rain free thirsday nite in Melbourne so unlikely you will get to see your beloved bieber on track. Sorry Dick maybe give that skin to someone else if you want to keep your eyes on the road and not on your bieber shrine during the race.

The Bieber car has been shelved.... for the moment...
your car is the same as Guybrush's except blue. I can't give it to anyone else unless their name is Marty..

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Hardware & Reviews / Re: Martys g27
« on: May 21, 2015, 04:27:18 PM »
Well? Did you tell them to go shove thier ballast?
Will you be racing tonight?

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Hardware & Reviews / Re: Martys g27
« on: May 20, 2015, 02:34:35 PM »
Still tell 'em to get stuffed though.

What about Ballast, surely that would be the best solution to everything.

Ballast sounds like a great idea.

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Hardware & Reviews / Re: Martys g27
« on: May 20, 2015, 01:38:01 PM »

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Hardware & Reviews / Re: Martys g27
« on: May 20, 2015, 11:56:29 AM »
The g25 broke which is why I got the g27.  ;) But that one was just through lots of use as it lasted a heck of a lot longer then I would have ever expected. Main reason I got a g27 is becauze of how oong that g25 lasted and the other wheels I was interested in werent yet available and far too expensive.

I just got called back from the shop and logitech said its a fairly common fault and so they are replacing it with a brand new unit. They have provided a new unit for me to pick up today already so good to see I will make the first round next tuesday. I would have been suprised if this was a rare fault after seeing the design and how it broke.

Awesome result mate. well done! Maybe put something with a bit of give between the wheel and your desk. Like some rubber. I've actually found a big piece of old leather about 8mm thick. This has 'silenced' my wheel a fair bit. I use a racing rig though which has a bit of give in the wheel support anyway

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Hardware & Reviews / Re: Martys g27
« on: May 20, 2015, 08:00:53 AM »
I knew it. Even though you guys look smooth as silk, you have to be quite aggressive with your wheel to correct the car. I don't think I'm being aggressive enough.

Ps. Why don't you use your g25 in the mean time?

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Hardware & Reviews / Re: Martys g27
« on: May 19, 2015, 04:18:56 PM »
Damn. I have that piece spare. Could have given it to you. Getting a new wheel out of it isn't bad though.

Its been sent away so lets hope logitech also have a spare piece or spare wheel whichever they decide. Fingers crossed I can get into the first rnd of the p1 season but I doubt I will get it back much sooner then that of even in time for that.

Do they do repairs in Australia? I can imagine it will take the full 2 weeks. I'd say 3 weeks. 4 weeks I'd be getting peeved at them though. And surly it's cheaper for them to just replace your wheel, make a bit of money out of shipping.
Better a new wheel than a angry customer with a wheel that might need further repairs

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Hardware & Reviews / Re: Martys g27
« on: May 19, 2015, 03:12:05 PM »
Any update?

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Thursday Nights fun racing / Re: Cobra Cup Season 5 - SKIN options
« on: May 19, 2015, 12:16:43 PM »
Found a some rim .dds files that work and don't crash the game so we can colour our boring wheel rims!
Only solid colours though.
  I'll do them for next week. Probably on the weekend
Nice work Dick... ahh red wheels on the #13 will be soooo KOOL!  :-*

No worries!  Pink it is!

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Thursday Nights fun racing / Re: Cobra Cup Season 5 - SKIN options
« on: May 19, 2015, 11:41:52 AM »
Found a some rim .dds files that work and don't crash the game so we can colour our boring wheel rims!
Only solid colours though.
  I'll do them for next week. Probably on the weekend

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You're in Mr Grubbet.
There is a second .zip now and a download thread

http://www.xgn.com.au/index.php?topic=964.0

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Can you please put marty down as a regular driver?
I can only beat those who don't show up for 1/2 the season

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Maybe me thinking Too Long Didnt Read is not what you guys are trying to say.

Is it just a special code of love between you guys something like Threepwood Loves Dick's Roger.  ???

Yeah..... good one marty. look. We miss you too. The track seems so much bigger without you blocking the way...

You know what they say... idle hands are the Devils playground..... or something like that

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